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You Look Nice Today Starter Pack

Here’s what you need to know:The Dance.The Name.The Cocktail.The Business. The Sidekick. 

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Anyone else have a dream about eating Italian at 2am while...

Anyone else have a dream about eating Italian at 2am while Scott, Merlin, and Matt sang Smiths songs? UPDATE: Apparently it was real. 

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Filed under: Hot Gossip > Celebrity Feuds > Podcaster...

Filed under: Hot Gossip > Celebrity Feuds > Podcaster Punchouts GET THE SCOOP ON THE TALK SHOW LEAVING 5BY5! Oh no you didn’t! LOL!It looks like celebriblogger John Gruber released another...

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Track 1- Somebody’s Practicing Guitar (Again) Track 2-...

Track 1- Somebody’s Practicing Guitar (Again)Track 2- Drip, Drip, Drop… Actually Where Is That Coming FromTrack 3- Woooooooooo!Track 4- Bitch You CRAZY! Bang-bang-bang Track 5- The Wheels on the Bus Go...

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Thanks Google.

Thanks Google.

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Let's reconsider our "clients"

cli•ent/klīǝnt/Noun1. A person or organization using the services of a lawyer or other professional person or company. 2. A person receiving sexual services in return for moneySynonymscustomer, patron,...

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Here it is! My first-ever talk I gave at Çingleton 2013!...

Here it is! My first-ever talk I gave at Çingleton 2013! It’s edited so well that you can barely even tell my computer kernel panicked at around 3:45. I really loved being a speaker this year and hope...

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50 Shades of Grey, [Actually!] Abridged [Actually!]

He cocks his head to one side…“I shall be conferring the degrees at this year’s graduation ceremony.”He cocks his head to one side.He tilts his head to one side…I realize I’m biting my lip…“Shall I...

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The Notable Actors of Spice World (1998)

And it passes the Bechdel Test. Elvis Costello as The Bartender For The Lady Who Only Wears A Jean JacketAlan Cummings as Pretty Much The Same Character He Always Plays In Every MovieStephen Fry as...

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After a lot of this it’s really nice to see popular...

After a lot of this it’s really nice to see popular figures who don’t shy away from the term. As an ex “non-feminist” myself, I know how awkward it is to attach yourself to something so extreme...

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How much could an Apple Watch cost, ten dollars?

Apple Watch Sport - This fatty piece of matte aluminum will cost the base $349, natch. Surely just for the lady wrist one (38MM). How much will it cost for an extra 4MM? Jeez I don’t know. I assume...

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god damn.

god damn.

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Internet Garage Sale

Hey guys! My old company, Pacific Helm, is getting rid of some office furniture. Here’s the space, from a spread Apartment Therapy did on our office. Cool, right? Since we all have new jobs, our stuff...

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Layers FAQ

June 8-10San Francisco, CAwww.bringyourlayers.comIs this conference only for designers? No way! We think talking about design applies to everyone working on a product, not just the people working in...

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Concealer 101, 201, 301, and 401

Serenity Caldwell writes: “Dear Jessie, please tell me how to make concealer and blush not look stupid on my stupid face. I can do stage makeup like a pro, but don’t know how to makeup like a normal...

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How to Blush

Tiffany Arment asked how to wear blush without looking like a clown. If you somehow aren’t familiar with clowns, they generally wear a pasty white makeup with harsh red cheeks, noses, and mouths. Who...

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A Cream for Every Letter of the Alphabet

Mila writes: “What are CC creams and are we just going down the alphabet now?” The short answer is: It’s a marketing thing and we ARE just going down the alphabet. First it was BB creams (basic bitch),...

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Blue Apron Recipe Upgrade - Chicken and Sage Biscuits

I have been trying out Blue Apron for a few weeks on a free trial c/o Blue Apron. I AM NOT PAID TO TALK ABOUT THEM, but I organize sponsorships for some podcasts, so I hooked myself up since I’d never...

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Half&Half

I’m a little bored tonight, and I’m also a total weirdo, so I decided to document making up half of my face. It’s a fun way of seeing the difference each step makes! I’ll link to all the products used...

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Beautiful women, wasting their time

A follower asks,“I wished [this] article had explained why, in 2016, beautiful girls spend so much time & money on makeup, like it was a necessity.”I will refrain from posting who it was that posed...

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